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I'm sick of everyone talking about Boromir the Disco King. Has anyone seen ME dance?
(bursts out laughing) HAH! Gandalf, you dance?
Well, no, but I mean, why should Boromir automatically get to be Disco King when I haven't tried out yet?
You're going to try out?!
Well, not right now. I am going to get some instruction first. I must be prepared for this, you know.
Saurman, you used to be able to cut a mean rug. Could you teach me to disco?
I will teach you some tricks, old friend.
(When he says "old friend" you have to picture him saying it sarcastically.)
*after 2 intense hours*
Ohhh, no Saruman, I wanted to learn DISCO, not break dancing.
My bad, old friend. Never learned Disco.
Try Elrond. I heard he used to go in for that stuff.
[ April 09, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]