I can't believe I'm about to ask the Balrog for dancing lessons.
Uhh, Flame of Udun, would you, perhaps, teach me to Disco? I have heard that you were once the best in the world.
Well,did you now? I bet it was Galadriel...she and I used to really break it down.
Well, it won't be easy, and you'll have to work hard. I am a very tough teacher.
I'm ready.
*Days are spent dancing, and learning moves over and over again.*
*whip cracks* NO Gandalf! Not the right foot, the LEFT FOOT! How many times do I have to tell you?!
*Finally, after weeks of practice, Gandalf stands before the Balrog and shows what he's learned.*
Yes, Gandalf, very good. I especially like the incoporation of your sword and staff. Excellent. You may just beat your little Boromir yet! I am confident you are at least as good as he.
Oh, thank you, Balrog. That means so much to me. When I go back, I will dance for your honor!
*returns*
Ohh, Boromir....
[ April 09, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]