[Ardolon]

On the beard question.... Now, when the fatal stroke fell, Thror's head was pushed back, and to the left. Remember, that's back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Thus proving the fatal stroke must have come from in front of him, and to his right. In the direction of the greasy troll, not the Moria School Book Depository. And yes, it would have severed his beard. Wait....What assasination was I talking about? ....Yes, I know, I'm crazy.