Booraroom little orcs!
We're not orcs, were Hobbits you overgrown weed!
Weed! I am no weed, I am an Ent, Treebeard some call me.
Pardon me Weedbeard, but could I use that leaf to fill my pipe.
Now don't be hasty, little orc.
Right, we're little orcs that speak with normal voices, wear civilized clothes, and don't look a thing like orcs! I think this tree has been smoking too much weed.
That was a good one Merry! let me have a go!
um....er....ah... Your ugly and your mother dresses you funny!
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