Last night, I had a dream. A dream of equality. (And about the Three Stooges without the nyuck-nyuck jokes too, but I won't mention that [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] ) Anyway. I dreamed of a way that everyone would win. Here it is:
Haldir-Disco King of the elves
Eowyn-Disco Queen of men
Boromir-Disco King of men
Gandalf-Disco King of Istari
Gollum-Disco King of Former Hobbits
Galadriel-Disco Queen of elves
Aragorn-Too bad, bud, sure you're the heir to the throne of Gondor, but try for Disco King next time when you're respectable. I.E., not a wimpy cad who abandones his birthright and kisses girls and then leaves...sorry I don't like him much.
I dunno. I've spent too much time on this board...
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door
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