Ada, does this dress make me look fat?
Why no, why would you say such a thing?
Well, when I put it on today, it was a little stretched out. I guess I must be getting a little fatter.
That's absurd. Here, look at yourself. You haven't changed a bit.
But then, daddy, why is my dress all stretched out?
Awww, hmmm, *cough* I, uhhh *cough* don't...I have to go, Arwen.
Daddy! Daddy? Well, what in the world is wrong with him?
*By himself*
I guess I will have to find someone else's dresses to try on!