News Man: In recent news we find that The Agency For Fair Disco Tournaments (also know as "TAFFDT") have been doing some research and have found that Gandalf the Grey who you see pictured here,
was actually not really competeing. Cleary we know that Gandalf is a wizard and if he wanted to, he could have rigged the judges with some special trick, or used a spell for a special step or 2, but he didnt so he didn't really want to win tournament so why would he not enter with the intent of winning new evidence suggests that his man,
ARAGORN put our good pal Gandalf up to it. As you can see Aragorn was once popular but now he is second best to this Boromir chap, and it infuriates him. So in effort to dethrone him, Aragorn told Gandalf to enter the contest. Well Gandalf didn't know much of this but thought that Boromir was nice and deep down, Gandalf did not want to be the disco King. So he threw the competition and thus the TAFFDT rules that Gandalf should be disqualified, and the title of "Discoing Istari" should be passed to the next closest thing Saruman.
Here is Gandalf and Aragorn and there lawyer Legolas on the issue.
Gandalf & Argorn: our lawyer Legolas has prepared this statement "no comment"
News Man: well thats all for today folks tune in next time for more on the issue
Back in reallity: that was a lot of fun I kinda jumped on a dieing subject I hope I do not offend any of the orginal creators.