So I actually get to do something important, huh? Wow!
*Psst!* Pippin!
Huh? Aragorn? What do you want?
I just wanted to make sure your priorities are straight. Wait a minute, I'll use smaller words. If you don't pick Arwen, I'll do to you what I did to Boromir. And Legolas. And Merry. And Frodo.
Wait a minute...you'll steal my wristguards, shoot me, burn me, and then give me bad cookies? Hey, weren't you banned from Rivendell or something for cheating?
Me? Nahhh. You must be thinking of...Celeborn. Yeah, Celeborn.
Ooh, Celeborn. He's scary. Well, I'll just go, um, think it over, 'kay? 'Kay. *Pippin walks off*
Part 3, anyone?