Ah, Pippin! Just the person I wanted to see!
Wait, let me guess. You want me to vote for you in the contest. Well, it can wait! I'm just about to get a pint! SO SIDDOWN AND WAIT!!!!!
Jees, ya don't have to
yell, You ought to be careful of my super-sensitive elven hearing, y'know! What I actually wanted to say to you was that do you know how to get out of this contest? I didn't know when I entered that it would be for, ahem, girls...so I was wondering if you could help?
Oh, that's very nice...*claws counter* *is thinking "PINTPINTPINTPINT*
Sooo...can you help me?
Sure I can help...*fingers sword*
Great, thanks! You're the best! *nances off singing*
*beats on counter* If I don't get my pint now and I mean NOW there will be a barroom in serious need of a remodeling!!!!