*Pippin tries to flee but is surrounded by masses demanding to know why he picked Rosie Cotton!* (Some of you, perhaps?)
Akk! I'll tell you! The other contestants failed miserably in the talent spot! And Rosie's a good worker!
What are you talking about?? I have talent! *lotta fancy knifework*
Uhh? Yes, but you don't
clean knives, you only play with them! I'm judging by hobbit standards, of course!
BOOOOOOOOHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
And why do you not pick me, halfling? I have talent! I work! I crossed the Helcarxe and killed...I mean went with Feanor and burned the Teliri...I mean...sailed on the Teliri ships! I have a pretty mirror!
Yeah...but umm...you couldn't fit into a hobbit hole!
WAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *runs off crying*