I suddenly don't want to know.
In continuation of Anything But Arwen's post:
Where is she, where is she, where is she...?
*screams of fangirls can be heard in the background: "Aragorn!" "I want to marry you!" "You can't run from fate, my love!"*
Rynoah: *GASP* I sense Boromir is in trouble!
(No, I look nothing like Galadriel. Humor me, mmkay?)
STAND ASIDE, YOU DROOLING FANGIRLS OF ANCIENT CURSE! BE GONE AND LEAVE MY GONDORIAN MAN ALONE!
AIEE! *screams of fear as the fangirls retreat*
*confused* Whoa, wait a minute. How'd you do that?
You forget, Aragorn, that I have an overprotective fangirl. It's insurance against other fangirls.
(Off-camera) Rynoah: *protective cling and growl*
An overprotective fangirl. I see now!
Well, then, I'm off on a quest to find an overprotective fangirl to call my own! Wish me luck!