Oh NO! We must gather with Aragornses army!
Each race is bound to this fate, this one doom, ahh, other than you Gimli. You will unite or you will fall.
Me and my Elves pledge our swords.
We pledge our bows.
And my axe. Sorry I didn't bring more dwarves, but we dwarves don't get fangirls.
(meanwhile)
Grima! Come here honey!
Why do you lay these troubles on an already troubled mind. Can you not see I am wearied by your troublesome girls.
I must flee to Aragorns Army in Helms deep!