Middle-earth stands upon the brink of destruction.
None can escape it. You will unite, or you will fall. Each race is bound this fate, this one doom. Bring forth the Muffin, Frodo.
It is food! Food to the foes of Mordor. Why not eat this Muffin?
You cannot eat it! None of us can. The Muffin can be digested by Sauron alone.
It must be cast back into the fiery oven from whence it came.
to be continued....