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Old 05-16-2003, 12:31 AM   #597
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The curtain opens as Legolas just having finished his bath, is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success Legolas cries out “O, where is my hair brush. O, where is my hair brush. O where O where, O where O where, O where O where, O where O where, O WHEEEEERE! Is my hairbrush.


Having heard his cry Gandalf enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Legolas in a towel. Gandalf regains his composure and reports, “I think I saw a hair brush back there!”



Legolas: Back there is my hairbrush, back there is my hairbrush, back there back there, O where, back there, O where O where, back there back there, BACK THEEEEERE! Is my hairbrush.

Having heard his joyous proclamation Sam Gamgee enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Legolas in a towel. Sam regains his composure and comments, “Why d’you need a hairbrush you never need to brush your hair!”

Legolas is taken aback the thought had never occurred to him. No need to brush his hair, what would this mean! What would become of him? What would become of his hairbrush!

Legolas wonders “No need for my hair brush, No need for my hairbrush. No hair No hair, No where No hair, No hair No hair, No hair Back there, NO HaAaAaIR! Needs my hairbrush.

Having heard his wonderings Gimli the Dwarf enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Legolas in a towel,

TBC
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