M: Alrighty! As you can see I've nothing in my hands and nothing up my sleeve! There then! Pippin, assist me!
P: Ok.
M: Sim sim salabim! *Poof!*
M: Wait a minute...this isn't an apple!
M: Once more...sim sim salabim! *Poof!*
M: Now a sword??
P: I got one too!
M: Pippin, where did you put my apples?
P: Uhh...I ate them?
M: ARRRGH!
[ May 20, 2003: Message edited by: Oddwen ]