S: And now I shall not smile.
F: ...So an elf, a dwarf, a hobbit all walk into a bar, and the bartender says "What is this? A joke?"
S: ....
M: A piece of rope walks into a bar, see, and the bartender says "Hey! We don't serve your kind here!" So the rope goes out, ties itself and rolls around in the dirt, and goes back in. So the barkeep says "Hey, aren't you the rope I just turned out?" And the rope says "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
S: Hmm.
Lurtz: Ok guys, we're going to have to get a crowbar.
A: Watch the neck!
S: *cough*
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