Well well, you're still here! So, here are the standings.
Legolas: Disqualified for probable murder.
L: I was framed!!
Boromir: MIA
Aragorn: Failure to demonstrate the talent in being pinned to a tree.
A: I'M TELLING YOU JUST THREE MORE SECONDS!
Elrond: Voted off.
E: Hmph.
Merry: Failure to perform specified talent.
M: Stupid Pippin...
Thus, therefore, and ergo, our winner today is Samwise Gamgee for his amazing talent - "Not Smiling."
S: I won??!?? *big grin*
AAAARGHHH!!
Sorry! I guess no one won!
Thank you to my brother Tweak (Sam!) for the idea, co-Authorance and much assistance.
And I apologize for the overuse of the Aragorn pic.