Hmm, a wierd idea. No doubt spawned by my terrible awful day at work today...have you ever ended a day by crawling around and laughing manically?
'Allo little 'obbit! You're a cute one, ain'cha?
Eew, an orc! Go away, you!
*sniff!* Nobody ever likes us orcs! *snuffle*
Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener,
Yes that is what I'd really like to be,
For if I was an Oscar Meyer wiener
Then everyone would be in love with me!
Eew...don't quit your dayjob.
That good, aye?
*sigh* Primadonnas...