Frodo- dying easter eggs all year long while humming freakish tunes to himself
Sam- trying to breed rabbits with pipe weed in his garden
Merry- sticking "kick me" signs on Pippin's back and subsequently following the instructions on the signs
Pippin- trying to avoid the above
Gandalf- putting people who don't like each other on quests together and then laughing
Bilbo- flaunting his lack of aging around Hobbiton wearing high heels and a scant dress
Aragorn- weaving things with grass all day
Elrond- see "Bilbo"
Arwen- writing sappy poems about Aragorn that when read backwards spell death threats to Eowyn
Boromir- singing in the "Pugilist's Choir of Minas Tirith"
Legolas- brushing his hair ("Nine-hundred ninety-nine... one thousand!)
Gimli- practicing ballroom dancing with his axe as a partner
Galadriel- a secret obsession with eating fluffernutters
Celeborn- shares in that secret obsession
Eomer- braiding all the horses tails then blaming Eowyn
Eowyn- pokes Aragorn's voodoo doll with her sword every time he kisses Arwen
Theoden- watching The Weather Channel
Treebeard- yoga
Saruman- yarn dolls
Faramir- collecting hammocks
Denethor- matches
Gollum- gluing fish scales together into beautiful mothers day cards
Sauron- looking at bugs
NOt funny, eh? oh well
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The knight looked to her with reproval, and she laughed, and he could not help but join in.
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