Merry and Pippin- Professional Bankrobbers
Cave-Troll- Sumo...
Gandalf- Birthday Parties...
Arwen- Part in cheesy soap opera
Bilbo- Has his own talk show, beats out oprah...
Gollum- Runs a pet shop...
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