legolas: brutally murdering small rodents and eating their inards. keeps his hair so clean...
frodo: headbutting walls (i dont know. im just weird, ok?)
iluvatar: disco, tango and tandoori chicken
manwe: destroying aeroplanes. if man was meant to fly.... you know the rest.
ulmo: destroying ships. if man was meant to swim, god wouldve given him arms
yavanna: pretending to be dr. zoidberg.
gimli: poking himself in the thigh, then eye. then die.
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