imagining Sam chasing ostritches is paining my sides with laughter.
OK
Boromir: Standing in front of a mirror saying, 'You are HOT. YOU are the best looking guy in Gondor.'
Frodo: Practices his girlie screech for the next time he gets hurt.
Celeborn: Expirementing with weed. ("What gets me higher: pipe weed or this white powder...?")
Galadriel: Scaring little kids by speaking to them in their minds.
Merry: Drinking, drinking, & DRINKING. ("Bring on the beer, baby!")
Pippin: Seeing how many people he can drive nuts in a day & petting kittens. Oh, & revealing peoples' identities.
Aragorn: Dragging innocent people into inn rooms & asking if they're frightened.
Bilbo: Running away from home suddently & for no apparent reason.
Saruman: Causing natural disasters.
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"YOU!"
"Indeed."
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