Aragorn- eating chipmunks, chips, and monks.
gimli- a secret monk (little does heknow he will soon be eaten...
legolas- throwing coconut bombs at anthills, then blaming the neighbouring colony, thus starting an ant war.
sam- headbutting chickens, then dipping them in beer.
pippin- helping gandalf
gandalf- riding emus
(for those of you who have seen one ring to rule them all2)
frodo: ring goes on, ring goes off, ring goes on, ring goes off...
sauron- listening to new age music and being oblivious
isildur- buying mercedes benzes
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