[purplefluffychainsaw]

Legolas drunknly nances on the table and falls of into a carfully position vat of pink hair dye...
Next morning
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" LEgolas rushes downstairs crying. "Who did it? Whic one of you was it??? come on now, own up?" He doesn't wait for an answer, but rshes up to the bathroom only to find that Arwen has replaced all of his Blonde hair dye for her bottles of Lorien (Because she's worth it)
Do you really want toknow the ending of that poor sad little story. Well I can tell you... Legolas was extra mean to every one so he was the first person voted out. He went and redyedhis hair and then tried to climb back into the house so that he could carry on his affair with Galadriel [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]