Bwahaha, squeek!
What else can be used as a weapon? Let's see...A RABBIT! Sam could hold a rabbit by its ears and whack people with it!
Or...
A potted plant!
Legolas: I shall beat you with my potted plant of doom!
Orc: NOO! Not the potted plant of doom!! Anything but that!
Legolas: Die! *throws potted plant at orc, who immediently dies*
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DO THE WAVE FOR BOROMIR THE DISCO KING!
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