Today on Merry Springer: Royal inter-species love triangles...
Please welcome Arwen, elven princess...
Arwen: Hi Merry.
Merry: now Arwen, tell us why youre here.
Arwen: well Merry, Aragorn, das my man, soon to be king of Gondor, went on this trip to destroy a ring, but now he is in Rohan.. Now some of my friends tell me that some other hoochie is tryin' to steal my man!
Merry: No!
Arwen: Yes...
Merry: And you know who it is?
Arwen: Sure do Merry!.. Éowyn Shieldmaiden of Rohan...
Merry: well lets bring her out!....
Ill write the rest later... when i can think of exactly how it ends.. or something..
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"Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~
~My lord, Éomer~
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