I was shocked when I found this topic still open! Here goes:
*Eomer comes out on stage*
Eomer: Eowyn?! How could you be so stupid?! Aragorn doesn't love you! He doesn't love any woman! He just goes from great city to great city looking for trophies to hang on his arm!
Eowyn: *to Aragorn* Is this true?
Aragorn: W- w- well I... Uhhh....
Arwen: Well, Arry? Is this true?
Aragorn: Uhhh... Heh, heh...
Merry: Alright, ladies & gentlemen, we'll find out if this is true... after the break!
Crowd: BOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Southern Guy: BOO!! WHORES!!!
Merry: Southern Guy? How'd he get back in here?! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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"YOU!"
"Indeed."
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