Continuing...
Aragorn: No baby, don't! I LOVE you!!!
Rita: Yeah, gurl!! Yo' worth better than Grease-ball there!!!
Merry: Ladies and gentlemen!! You've never heard this before!!! Arwen is actually cheating on Aragorn! And here's the man - elf - to prove it!! Put yo' hands together for....Legolas Thranduilion!!!
Audience: YAY!!!!!! *Standing ovations, chicks screaming*
Merry: So, Legolas. You say Arwen's been cheating on Aragorn.
Legolas: Yeah! A few months back in Lothlorien, I saw HER *points at Arwen* and Haldir. Together!
Southern guy: WHORE!!! *Gets dragged off by two bouncer Uruks*
Arwen: That is SO not true! We were just walking!
Audience: YEAH RIGHT!
Merry: And now, the elf responsible: Haldir of Lothlorien!
Tbc
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