Boromir: *nabs the ring*
Later...
Boromir: say, Aragorn... you know Arwen doesn't really love you, right?
After much teariness...
Boromir: you know, someone can heal the emptiness in your heart... someone very close... also someone who wants to get their filthy mits on the throne of Gondor...
*produces the Ring* what do you say, Aragorn?
Aragorn and Boromir marry and rule Gondor together forever more.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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