LOL! Great!
=In Moria=
Gandalf: When in doubt, Meriadoc; always follow your nose.
=Merry sniffs the air, then takes off running in a different direction. When the Fellowship finally finds him, he is eating a bowl of colourful ringy things=
Pippin: Merry! Where did you go?
Merry: I followed my nose, just like Gandalf said. And I found Froot Loops!
=He holds up the box and smiles=
All: Froot Loops! Just follow your nose!
Yes, stupid. I know. KOFF KOff RetCH
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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