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Finwe · 05-27-2003, 08:00 PM

Here is Finwë, reporting live from Minas Tirith.

Finwë: I am reporting here from the Finance Council Chamber, the home of the Middle-earth Stock Exchange. The Re-United Kingdom (RUK) national average has dropped 20 points, resulting in a slump covering all of Eriador. I am speaking to King Aragorn of Minas Tirith, the official Head of the Finance Council. Your Majesty, what do you have to say about these shocking events?

Aragorn: *shaking his head* Well, I kept telling Arwen to stop buying up land in Mordor. But she seems to have this fool notion that Mordor can be made green and flourishing again. Women! *he throws his hands up and walks off*

Finwë: And now, through PalantirVision, we shall talk to Mayor Samwise Gamgee, Head of the Shire. Mayor Gamgee, how do you feel about these plunging stocks? How are they affecting the Shire?

Samwise: Well, seein's how the wife cautioned me 'gainst buyin' land in Mordor, it didn't hit me person'lly. But I do say that some gentlehobbits here have been ser'usly 'ffected by the fallin' stocks. Why just the other day, I saw Pimpernel Took wheelin' her belongin's to her brother's house, since hers was lost.

Finwë: Most unfortunate events to be sure. And now back to the gates of Minas Tirith where a large group of Dwarves is waving signs that say, "Dwarven Rights," "Stop Aping Thingol," and "Equal Rights for Dwarves."

05-27-2003, 08:00 PM	#7
Finwe Deathless Sun Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos Posts: 2,609	Here is Finwë, reporting live from Minas Tirith. Finwë: I am reporting here from the Finance Council Chamber, the home of the Middle-earth Stock Exchange. The Re-United Kingdom (RUK) national average has dropped 20 points, resulting in a slump covering all of Eriador. I am speaking to King Aragorn of Minas Tirith, the official Head of the Finance Council. Your Majesty, what do you have to say about these shocking events? Aragorn: shaking his head Well, I kept telling Arwen to stop buying up land in Mordor. But she seems to have this fool notion that Mordor can be made green and flourishing again. Women! he throws his hands up and walks off Finwë: And now, through PalantirVision, we shall talk to Mayor Samwise Gamgee, Head of the Shire. Mayor Gamgee, how do you feel about these plunging stocks? How are they affecting the Shire? Samwise: Well, seein's how the wife cautioned me 'gainst buyin' land in Mordor, it didn't hit me person'lly. But I do say that some gentlehobbits here have been ser'usly 'ffected by the fallin' stocks. Why just the other day, I saw Pimpernel Took wheelin' her belongin's to her brother's house, since hers was lost. Finwë: Most unfortunate events to be sure. And now back to the gates of Minas Tirith where a large group of Dwarves is waving signs that say, "Dwarven Rights," "Stop Aping Thingol," and "Equal Rights for Dwarves." __________________ But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.