You don't know the half of it! One time, I was walking home from this party. Only, in a drunken stupor, I had somehow lost my clothes. So, I grabbed my One Ring, put it on, and thought I would be fine walking home.
So, anyway, I was almost home, and I see a patrol car. Just as he pulls around the corner, the One Ring just...slipped off. So there I was, standing naked on the sidewalk as this cop pulls by. So, I got arrested for indecent exposure.
What has your Ring done for you lately?
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