Ice to Moria:
Ice is cold. Cold is the opposite of hot. Boromir is hot. Boromi--
*ducks flying objects* ALRIGHT! I'll think of a different one....
Ice melts. When it melts, it becomes water. Water is wet. Sweating makes people wet and sticky. Sticks and stones may break my bones. Bones are given to dogs. Dogs bark. Trees have rough bark. Rough is the opposite of smooth. Smoothies are made of fruit. Fruits have seeds. Seeds sprout. Sprouts are young and springy. Mattresses are springy and soft. Mud is soft and squishy. It's hard to squish a diamond. Diamonds are found in mines. Moria is considered a mine.
How's THAT for a round-about?! HA! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Edit: Forgot to add another round-about!
Grasshoppers to Halbarad
[ May 22, 2003: Message edited by: Rynoah, the Overly-Happy ]
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Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers.
?!?! This isn't Osgiliath!
Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!
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