Tolkien is dead. So is the random fit guy who eyes me up when I'm out with my boyfriend. Random fit guys are fit. Some superstar actors are also fit. We idolise these men. Gods are also idolised. If I'm not mistaken, Eru was a god. If I am mistaken, just pretend.
Windfola to superstores to Hama.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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