[the guy who be short]

Elmer Fudd to Grip (Maggot's dog) to Monty Python

Boring way: Elmer Fudd hunts rabbits, Sam cooked rabbits, Sam knew Maggot, Maggot owned Grip, Grip was a dog, Lassie is a movie about a dog, Monty Python is a movie (I think).

Interesting way:
Elmer Fudd hunts rabbits, rabbits get run over on a road I use to get home from school, School is where I learn, learning can be fun with the right teacher, teachers can be insane, I once had an insane teacher, I am insane, Insanity is good, rabbits taste good, rabbits get run over on a road I use to get home from school, school is where I learn, Some people never learn, Some people are insane, I once had an insane teacher, I am insane, Insanity is good, I am good, Good things come in small packages, small packages dont cost as much as big ones, Chocolate doesnt cost as much as truffle, chocolate is brown, dogs can be brown, Grip was a dog, dogs are eaten in Korea, Korea is split into two, Gollum is split into two, Gollum hunted rabbits, Elmer Fudd hunts rabbits, rabbits get run over on a road I use to get home from school, School is where I learn, learning can be fun with the right teacher, teachers can be insane, I once had an insane teacher, I am insane, Insanity is good, Good things come in threes, three is one more than four, for can be mistaken for four, for for and four are similar, I had four fours/fours in a row there, cinema seats come in rows, people went to cinemas to see monty python.

EDIT: 14 lines" Whoohoo!

Khuzdul to hydrated crystalines to my evil laugh

[ June 21, 2003: Message edited by: the guy who be short ]