Frodo would be the quiet kid in the corner with the geeky hair and glasses and slide rule in his pocket. Most likely go on to get a degree in nuclear physics or whatever.
Celeborn would be the drama teacher.
Haldir would be the fit P.E. teacher who all the girls fancy despite knowing that he's a homosexual.
Arwen would be taking secret ciggy breaks in the girls' bathroom, and making out with Aragorn behind the bikesheds, and constantly breaking the dress code.
Elrond would teach English Lit.
Gandalf would be the politics or whatever teacher who everyone loved staying behind to chat with after class cos he has tons of great advice.
Sam would be the unsuspecting guy who everyone takes advantage of and he never realises or is too polite to confront them.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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