Everdawn, did it never dawn (!) on you that your teacher might actually have been abducted. I mean, we see ents, hy can't he see aliens?
Ioreth would constantly be in trouble for chatting.
The Dwarves would form a gang because (here comes their motto!) "We are all kin."
The Elves would form an anti-dwarf gang. Elrond would try to get them to stop fighting, and if they don't listen, send them off on a quest together. He'd alos be the head.
Gandalf would be the Politics teacher. Anybody who disagrees with his views that Sauron is evil is strapped to a firework and... well, work out the rest.
Gollum would be the eccentric kid who is always talking to himself and being weird.
There would be a Hobbit Gang as well. However, unlike the Elf and Dwarf Gangs, their main aim is finding and distributing mushrooms. Merry would be their leader, Pippin his vice.
There would also be a Human Gang, just because all the other species had gangs and they didn't wanna be left out. Aragorn would be the Head of it, but Boromir would always try to usurp him.
It would all be mayhem! The dwarf gang would kill elrond, sparking a war. The Elf gang would immediately kill Gloin, the P.E. teacher. The two gangs immediately start battling it out on the playground, arrows flying, axes glinting. The race of Men would try to stop the fighting and go in the middle. Unfortunately they would be shot at/ hacked there and would disperse and join the two sides. Those that don't are trampled. Meanwhile, the Hobit Gang crosses the playground in the middle of the battle because of rumours of mushroomson the oher side.
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