[Elróthiel]

Heehee! I liked the Gollum the Loner Goth idea a few posts back, only I keep thinking of Legolas slightly like that for some reason!
Legolas: Wears black clothes (including a Long Black Coat!), and dyes his hair black a lot. He sits at the back of the class planning world domination (his reason for staying silent most of the time), oblivious to the drooling fangirls all around him. Kinda jock like, but in a punk/goth kinda way.

Aragorn: Legolas Wannabe, and hangs around him asking him questions the whole time, but only rarely gets an answer.

Gimli: Madly jealous of Legolas, and tries to prove that he can get just as many fangirls as Legolas in his own way (aka, growing a beard, being short, being completely stubborn, and generally being an asswipe.).

Boromir: Jealous of Aragorn for some unknown reason. Probably because Aragorn got to be Games Captain and he didn't.
Sporty type, but is the type that is so paranoid about winning, that he takes drugs to stay in top form.

Gollum: The school drug-addict. Always seen smoking or injecting himself with something. Is This close to being forced to either go to rehab or get expelled. Is antisocial, and fears people.

Frodo: The geeky kid who is younger than everyone else because he got moved up a grade. Tries to be cool, but only succeeds in looking cute in a geeky kinda way.

Sam: Has set up a kitchen in every classroom he's been in. Always cooking, and the guys in the Football Team think he "bats for the other team" even though he isn't. Hates food fights, as he hates to see good food go to waste.

Lotho Sackville-Baggins: The Lunchlady's evil, squealer of a son who spies for his mother on other students, getting them into trouble. Has no friends, and carries round a mini camcorder and voice recorder. Plus camera.

Arwen: The Evil Cheerleader. Sucks up to teachers, and picks on anyone who dares to stand up to her. Very rich, and pays the teachers to give her A+s for everything. Or tries to. Galadriel and Elrond give her A+s anyway for being related to them.

Gandalf: The genius janitor. Has a rivalry with Saruman, the neurophysics teacher, because they both went for the neurophysics job, but Saruman got it, and then Principal Eru gave Gandalf the janitor's position because that was the only one left. Gandalf never cleans the nearophysics classroom.

Faramir: Has huge stonking crush on Eowyn, but is going through a mental breakdown, because Denethor is being nicer to Boromir than to him. Makes fun of Frodo a lot because the Hobbit has more brains and money than him. Also steals things from Frodo too.

Celeborn: The permanently high art teacher. Is always floating around in a daze, and speaks veeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrry slowwwwwwwwwllyyyyyyyyyyy. Most people in his class spend their time either sleeping or drawing anime and manga.

Luthien: School ghost. Appears in the photography dark room and prints multiple photos of herself and Beren, wasting all the paper. Jokingly freaks out male students by calling them Beren and flying right through them.
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Well, I think you've all had enough of me, so I'll go away now.
By da way El, great thread!
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Elróthiel, the Insane Elven Goddess of Hilariosity and Laughter!