(this is for Ian McKellen's, Christopher Lee's, and Hugo Weaving's roles in several different movies.)
*Gandalf is fighting Saruman in Orthanc*
*Saruman pulls out a lightsaber*
SARUMAN: Gandalf, you will join the Dark Side!
*Gandalf snatches it out of his hand*
GANDALF: Is everything you own made out of metal like that?
*Elrond comes in and beats them both up with several Matrix-style martial arts moves*
ELROND: Wizards are a virus, and we are the cure.
Yes, I know that was extremely lame...
*dodges flying objects*
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