[Brinniel]

Aragorn and Lurtz are fighting. Aragorn chops off Lurtz's arm.

Aragorn: I have cut off your arm and have won the fight. Now I will go.
Lurtz: Oh, no you won't. I still have my other arm to fight with.

Aragorn and Lurtz fight. Aragorn chops off Lurtz's other arm.

Aragorn: I have cut off your other arm. You can fight no more.
Lurtz: Na uh! I still have my feet to kick you with!

Lurtz begins to kick Aragorn. Argorn chops off a leg.

Aragorn: There! Now I have defeated you.
Lurtz: No, you haven't. I still have one leg left!

Lurtz attempts to kick Aragorn. Aragorn cuts off his last limb. Aragorn begins to walk off.

Lurtz: Where are you going? I'm not through with you! Come back and fight like a man!
Aragorn: But you've got no limbs left! I have defeated you!
Lurtz: No, you have not! I am Lurtz. I am undefeatable!

Aragorn shakes his head and walks away.

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Well, it went something like that in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]