[Nimrothiel]

I've got quite a few short sections of dialogue here:

Sauron to Saruman: “You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margin of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough.”
– Austin Powers

Frodo to Boromir: “There's only two people I trust. One is me. The other is not you.”
– Con Air

Gandalf to Theoden: “I'm Mithrandir, Your Honor. I've only been with the company for a couple of weeks, but these things are real. Since I joined these people, I've seen sh-t that'll turn you white!”
– Ghostbusters

Gandalf the White to Aragorn: “If you're going to leave someone for dead, you'd better make d@mn sure that they're dead!!”
- I Know What You Did Last Summer

Frodo to Strider: “Listen. Since I've met you I've nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at, and chopped into fish bait. We're caught in the middle of something sinister here; my guess is Bilbo found out more than he was looking for.”
- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Frodo inside Cirith Ungol: “Bilbo never really believed in the Ring. He thought he'd found a prize.”
Sam: “And what did you find, Mr. Frodo?”
Frodo: “Me? (looks at the phial of Galadriel) Illumination.”
- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Elrond at the Council of Elrond: “So what do you need? Besides a miracle.”
Frodo: “Guns. Lots of guns.”
– The Matrix

Aragorn: “I am your king!”
Boromir: “Well, I didn’t vote for you.”
Aragorn: “You don’t vote for kings.”
Boromir: “Well, how’d you become king then.”
Aragorn: “The Dark Lord Sauron, at the mouth of the Crack of Doom, held aloft the One Ring, when MY ancestor smote it from his being, with this SWORD! That is why I’m your king!”
Boromir: “Look, demented lords dwellin’ in lava pits distributin’ possessed trinkets is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some fanatical pyrotechnic ceremony.”
Aragorn: “Be quiet!”
Boromir: “Well, you can’t expect to wield extreme executive power just ‘cause some fiery ghoul threw a ring at you.”
Aragorn: “Shut Up!”
Boromir: “I mean, if I went around saying I was emperor, just because some charred spectre had lobbed a haunted bit of jewelry at me, they’d put me away.”
Aragorn: “Shut Up! Will you shut up!”
Boromir: “Ah! Now we see the violence inherent in the system. Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!”
Aragorn: “Bloody peasant!”
– Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Gimli: “All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the elves ever done for us?”
– Monty Python’s Life Of Brian

Elrond: “I can't help thinking that somewhere in the universe there has to be something better than man. Has to be.”
- Planet Of The Apes

Boromir: “You want to explain the math of this to me? I mean, where's the sense in risking the lives of the eight of us to save one guy?”
Gandalf: “Anyone wanna answer that?”
Legolas: “Hey, think about the poor b-stard's mother.”
Boromir: “Hey, Leggy, I got a mother, you got a mother, the elf-lord has got a mother. I'm willing to bet that even the wizard's got a mother. Well, maybe not the wizard, but the rest of us have got mothers.”
- Saving Private Ryan

Frodo looking in Galadriel’s mirror: “What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?”
- Spaceballs

Balrog: “Your powers are weak, old man.”
Gandalf: “You can't win. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
– Star Wars

Gandalf The White to Saruman after the Ents have demolished Orthanc's defenses: “When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master.”
– Star Wars

Gimli (when talking about Moria): “It was the best of mines, it was the worst of mines.“
– A Tale Of Two Cities

Aragorn to Frodo: "Listen and understand: Those Nazgûl are out there. They can't be bargained with, they can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity or remorse or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead."
– The Terminator

Aragorn at Helm’s Deep: “We've got company!”
Theoden: “Orcs?”
Legolas: “How many?”
Aragorn: “Uh, all of them, I think.”
- Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Saruman after the Ents have defeated him: “The insurance company is NEVER going to believe this!”
- The World Is Not Enough

Saruman re Lurtz: “For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.”
Orc breeder: “His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.”
Saruman: “Exactly.”
Orc breeder: “He vould have an enormous Schwannstucker!”
Saruman: “That goes without saying.”
Orc breeder: “Voof!”
Saruman: “He's going to be very popular.”
- Young Frankenstein

Wow, I didn't think that it would be this long. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 7:28 PM January 09, 2004: Message edited by: Nimrothiel ]