[Nimrothiel]

*at the Tower of Orthanc; Saruman is somewhat napping and the palantir is giving off a pulsing glow*

Saruman: "Worm. Worm. Worm!!!!"

Wormtongue(who is eating a snack and listening to Madonnna's "Like a Virgin"): "Huh?"

Saruman: "Wooooorrrrmmmmm!!!!!"

Wormtongue: "Always when I'm eating!"

*enters council chamber*

Wormtongue: "What can I do you for Boss?"

Saruman: "There you are. Hey, answer that for me will ya?"

Wormtongue: "Sure thing Boss. I'll turn on the audio switch, that way they won't see ya."

*goes over to palantir; accidently turns on the video switch*

Nazgul("Vinnie"): "Hello, Saaaaruman."

Wormtongue: "Sorry, wrong switch." *laughs nervously*

Saruman(sighs): "Whaddaya want Vinnie?"

Vinnie: "No, no, no, no, no, it's not what I want. It's what HE wants."

*shot of Sauron the Eye*

Sauron the Eye: "Mwahahahahahahaha."

Saruman and Wormtongue: "Sauron the Eye!"

Sauron: "Well, if it isn't Saruman, and his sidekick, Snake."

Wormtongue: "That's Worm."

Sauron: "Worm, Snake, whatever! Now where's my Ring?"

Saruman: "Uh, about that...we don't have it yet; we'll get it to you by the end of the month."

Sauron: "No, I gotta have it by tomorrow."

Saruman: "The One-Ring-to-rule-them-all that's-been-lost-for-ages by tomorrow?! That's not fair!"

Sauron: "Unfair to the finder, but not to the owner."

Saruman: "So, uh, what happens if we don't find it by tomorrow?"

Sauron: "Tell 'em Vinnie."

Vinnie: "Or else Sauron is gonna look out for YOU!"

*Sauron and Vinnie laugh; Saruman and Wormtongue try to look amused*

Sauron: "Sianara, boys!"

*palantir blinks out; oops, "blinks" ha! Nevermind. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]*

Wormtongue: "The One-Ring-to-rule-them-all-that's-been-lost-for-ages by tomorrow?! What're we gonna do?!!"

Saruman: "I don't know..."
-Spaceballs

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