[Meela]

I know Boromir has been done, but I'd like to post this anyway. Its my favourite interview extract.

I: right…. er…. so, um…. Can we get on? Um…. Boromir…. as I was asking…. Were you upset about your death at the end of the movie?

B: well, not really, because one, I didn’t really die, -or I wouldn’t be here now! - and two, I died to save my friends, which is a noble cause indeed, and I am in fact the best person in the movie.

I: so the fact that you were portrayed at the end as being totally evil and corrupted didn’t bother you?

B: er….

I: and the fact that whatever you did Aragorn always did it better and made you look bad?

B: okay, so maybe you have a point….

I: and the fact that he was actually the rightful king of Gondor which put you out of the running for leadership?

B: right, you can stop now….

I: and the fact that he was the one with the gorgeous elf-chick on his arm-

B: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

(runs out of the room)

(I won't add anymore... theyre kinda long.)