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Here's my messed interview with Celeborn.

I: Well, hello Celeborn! It's a pleasure to have you here!

C: It's a pleasure to be here.

I: Yes. Well. *Clears throat* So, how did you like the Fellowship of the Ring? Yes, it's quite old, but you didn't have a part in TTT. So I figured I'd ask you about this.

C: I'm very unsatisfied by the movie. I basically did nothing! That old hag GALADRIEL talked and did everything.

I: Oh! So, how did you feel, standing by her side, and not doing anything?

C: Well, I felt mostly like some statue. Some thing, just standing there, ignored.

I: Hmm... Interesting... Continue, please!

C: Yes, uh, I was saying: I felt like a statue there, by Galadriel's side. She basically did all the talking! The only thing she needed me for, was to make her look good. You know, not single, then that would have ruined the story because Legolas would probably have gone for her. Yah.

I: *Stares* Well, anyway, um, well then... Tell us more about how you liked working with her.

C: Galadriel? Oh, she was just a stupid old widow, I say widow because I'm divorcing her.

I: You are? Oh, does this have anything to do with the fact that you were just there to serve as the statue reminder that she was married?

C: Yes, and she's having an affair with Legolas now. I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!

*Runs off the stage, a mad look in his eyes.*

Yeah, that was really bad. Random idea. Just a thought. *Grins innocently*. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]