Longest death: Boromir.
Ickiest death: Denethor.
Most insane: Denethor.
Slowest thing alive: Treebeard.
Most boring: Celeborn.
Straightest hair: Saruman.
Longest nails: Saruman.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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