Ugluk loves grishnakh
eomer loves theoden
hasufel loves arod
treebeard loves treeappendix...no wait thats in a story...never mind.
orthanc loves barad-dur
shelob loves.....herself
the ringwraiths love sauron
merry loves boromir and pippin
pippin loves merry and boromir
boromir loves the ring
denethor loves fire
frodo loves gollum
gollum loves fish
whee!
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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