Battle of Helm's Deep
Théoden: "Helm's Deep is the best stronghold! We will prevail over Saruman's army!"
Soldiers: "Hai hai! We will prevail!"
Aragorn: looking out over the vast army and seeing a big purple shape "Bad news, guys...."
Soldiers: looking out "Hai hai! We're gonna DIE!"
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Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers.
?!?! This isn't Osgiliath!
Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!
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