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GaladrieloftheOlden · 03-04-2003, 04:41 PM

Elrond: I will not leave my daughter here to Barney!

Why Sauron's army was really destroyed at the Black Gate... Sauron had developed a new secret weapon- terrifying, vicious, purple monsters!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] All ran at sight of them or even from afar, on hearing their disgustingly sweet song. However, they day of the last battle, something went horribly wrong- the Barneys began to believe what they sang, and tried to make friends with the soldiers- leaving us with only one specimen of this horrifying breed, who now, to compensate for his past wickedness, is being forced to sing songs even stupider than before, and talk only about sharing and family! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Barney is the horrifying son (or maybe daughter...) of Sam Gamgee and Rosie Cotton Gamgeee, who has been kept alive for ages by an evil that does not sleep- the average 3 year old! [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

It's all corny and lame, I know it as well as you do, but it was...interesting to write. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

[ March 05, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

03-04-2003, 04:41 PM	#10
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	Elrond: I will not leave my daughter here to Barney! Why Sauron's army was really destroyed at the Black Gate... Sauron had developed a new secret weapon- terrifying, vicious, purple monsters!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] All ran at sight of them or even from afar, on hearing their disgustingly sweet song. However, they day of the last battle, something went horribly wrong- the Barneys began to believe what they sang, and tried to make friends with the soldiers- leaving us with only one specimen of this horrifying breed, who now, to compensate for his past wickedness, is being forced to sing songs even stupider than before, and talk only about sharing and family! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Barney is the horrifying son (or maybe daughter...) of Sam Gamgee and Rosie Cotton Gamgeee, who has been kept alive for ages by an evil that does not sleep- the average 3 year old! [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] It's all corny and lame, I know it as well as you do, but it was...interesting to write. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [ March 05, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ] __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."