I'm laughing, yet shocked and appalled. Evil? *cackles, pauses, and glares*
Here's the best one ever:
During one of my rampant "Boromir Obsession" moments, I was watching FotR; the part where the Fellowship come up over the hill between the two rocks to a crescendo of music. When Boromir appeared, I cat-called loudly. Boromir is behind the horse in that scene. My mother poked her head in from the kitchen, took one look and screeched, "Boromir is a horse's rear!" She had to run fast to get away from certain destruction. Now it's a running inside joke.