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Old 08-08-2003, 10:54 PM   #263
Pyroclastic
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I had the opourtunity to see a bootleg version on the Fellowship from Indonesia with subtitles (in English, oddly enough.) The entire thing was one hoot after another. Here are a select memorable few:
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Bilbo: Not some blockheaded Bracegirdle from Hardbottle was "Not some hot-skirter from hotbottle!"
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Hobbits were "Hoppits"
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Old Tobey, Finest weed in the South Farthing became "Old Journey, find the weed in a cave of mine"
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Boromir Speech in Lorien: "Frodo's voices is inside my head. He spoke of my father in front of Gandalf. She said "Enough now, there is hope left." I can not see it. It's long since we haven't had any hopes. My father is an elf man. He allways have faith...and now people loose faith. He looked to me to make things right, but I won't do it. I don't see the glory. Have you ever seen it Aragorn...like the spike of pure silver, you could hide in the morning breeze. Have you ever been called home by the sound of trumpet?"
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Half the Shire's been invited. "Office Strider's been invited."
I've got many more!
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